Devo Spice
Busted
(verse 1)I see her at the bus stop again in her sexyPink top again, she's a perfect tenShe's my dream girl, fantasy girl, the one I loveAnd the reason that I've worn a hole in that gloveDays go by and I try to say hiBut I'm way too shy, scared of the replySo I go to Plan B to get her noticing meI wrote a poem on her door called Otis and MeOtis is my cat, and damn herShe didn't respond, she just corrected my grammarI tried to juggle gerbils and she didn't even lookI guess I couldn't catch her eye without a fishhookSo I'm looking in her window trying not to get caughtI see her watching a show, this gives me a thoughtIf I can find some way to do what they do maybe sheWill go with me, so now a MythBuster I have to beMythBusters!(verse 2)The first success that I can truly claim isI grew a mustache way cooler than Jamie'sI made up a list of some myths and stuffThen I found a place where I could blow them upMyth one, every ISPHas government spies to watch terrorist activityLetras de cancionesIn the community, deny it all you wantThere are thousands of terrorists in Rutland VermontThen I moved on to some harder onesAbout microwaves, nuns, and particle gunsI blew 'em up good, and that's whenI saw the piece of my thumb was missing againSo what was the result after all these cases?The hospital knows me on a first name basisBut the girl still doesn't know me from AdamOr Jamie, or Kari, or Buster, dagnab 'emMythBusters!(spoken bridge)me: So I found out one day that the show was looking for volunteers, and before I knew what I had gotten myself into I was on the set with Jamie and Adam.Jamie: So tell me about this myth.Adam: OK, it's simple. The myth is that if a nerd talks to a hot girl in a non-fast-food-ordering environment that his head will explode.Jamie: Sounds right up our alley, especially the exploding part. So how do we test this?Adam: Well we have a volunteer nerd, and we're going to set him up on a blind date with Kari.Jamie: Alright, let's do it.Announcer: Our nerd has been told he's meeting one of the show's producers at this fancy French restaurant. Let's see what happens when Kari shows up.Kari: Hi, I'm Kari. Nice to meet you.me: I... uh... u... Tom.Kari: Hi Tom. So where are you from?me: al... ulgh... I'd... like a ten piece McNugget meal.... super size.Kari: I don't think they have McNuggets here. I hear the shrimp scampi is good though. I think I'll try that.me: ah... uh... thank you, drive through.Kari: (chuckles) You're cute. Where'd you say you were from again?me: uh... New Jers...(vomit)Announcer: As soon as our nerd tries to say something non fast food related, he blows his top.Jamie: Well his head didn't explode.Adam: I don't know. That vomit was pretty explosive. I'm prepared to call this myth plausible.Jamie: I can live with that.(clunking sound)(verse 4)So I go home, man I just wanna be aloneBut I find myself fending off freaks on the phoneTalk shows, news, and a couple old friendsWanna talk, while I just wanna plot my revengeIt'll take time but it sure will be fine whenI go "savage" on Adam and kick Jamie in the "heineman"I'll be nice to Kari, maybe give her some employmentBut I'm keeping buster for my personal enjoymentI was humiliated as can beWhen the girl walked by me and smiled at meShe said that she wanted me to know that it wasHer favorite show, but she thought what they did was pretty lowI think I just grunted, I'm not really sure'Cause the whole episode is kind of a blurBut she said I should come visit her to watch the showSome time, and I said yeah, that would be fi...(vomit)Mythbusters!girl: I guess that means you like me, huh?
From Letras Mania