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I don't want to be your friend anymore You've got fifty friends knocking at your door Life is short so please understand I'm fully qualified to be your man You know zoology is up my street And your anatomy is far from discreet I'm good and ready for my entrance exam I'm fully qualified to be your man I've been studying your every need I've got statistics that'll make you plead I'll put my thesis right in your hand I'm fully qualified to be your man Maroon room, perfumes of Araby Sineads in braids in shades of Carnaby Now there's diplomas you can get in the mail And there's diplomas you can get in jail But I'm a genius at being your fan I'm fully qualified to be your man Crystal balls and shawls and lava lamps I'm a counter culture vulture Don't put the damps on me Letras de canciones Now you're my favorite subject or two I've been really boning up on you Let me know when it's safe to land I'm fully qualified to be your man From Letras Mania