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Jaws the shark!Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a larkDecides to get rowdy, get real violentTakes a vay-cay up to Amity IslandSunshine lotion fun in sunBlood in the ocean, everybody runCuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark givesHe'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!Oh no!But the one thing keeping the commmunity safeis a guy named Brody and his pal Richard DreyfussJaws don't know that a storm's gonna comeHe just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get itThe mayor don't care if the townsfolk dieHe doesn't want to spoil the fourth of JulyHe's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"But holy shit here comes that fin!!JAWS IS HEREHERE IS JAWS(He is a shark without a cause)He was in a movie you should watch it it's called JawsJAWS IS HERELetras de cancionesHERE IS JAWS(He is a shark who fights the law)He was in a movie that everyone sawLong story short, the beach gets closedThe mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows"Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his headBut the wrong little shark baby ends up deadIt was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissedThe mayor just shot to the top of his listHe sneaks in his house in the middle of the nightand he eats that fucker in a single biteGollyNow the mayor's dead, so Brody's in chargeHe knows the real killer is still at largeSo he and the Dreyfuss make a decisionThey're going on a missionThey're gonna go FISHIN'for JawsA man named Quint lets them use his boaton the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throatCuz he was a sailor back in World War IIAnd Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH!JAWS IS HEREHERE IS JAWS(He is a shark without a cause)He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws!JAWS IS HEREHERE IS JAWS(He is a shark who fights the law)He was in a movie that everyone sawThey're out on the sea. They wait all night.Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight.Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cageand Jaws shows up in a full on rageHe tears up the cage like paper in a shredderWhile Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetterHe hides behind a rock like cowardly prickAnd he doesn't come back until the end of the flickBrody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"So they go home and get a bigger boatThe biggest boat that's ever sailedGonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tailbut OH MY SHIT!Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!Right in half like a kit-kat bar!Up in the sky there's a shooting starThat's Quint up in heaven. He's a star nowBrody's angry. He's all like, "Fuck it"He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocketJaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect"Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!JAWS IS DEADLONG LIVE JAWS(He was a shark without a cause)He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called JawsJAWS IS DEADLONG LIVE JAWS(He was a shark who fought the law)He was in a movie that everyone saw(He was in a movie that everyone saw)He was in a movie that everyone sawJAWS IS DEADLONG LIVE JAWS(He was a shark without a cause)He was in a movie, called JawsHe was in a movie that everyone saw(JAWS IS DEAD)At the Academy Awards(LONG LIVE JAWS)He was robbed(He was a shark without a cause)Sharks exist in real life, woah(He was in a movie that everyone saw)Jaws is deadLong live jaws From Letras Mania