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Uhhhh High school Driver's ed I-Dog And A-Dizzle Teachin people about driving and stuff Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one Jump in my bombdiggity car Let's do this Yeah! First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be killed Your body will be in pieces and look all icky Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky When a cop pulls you over for speeding Just start peeing F-f-for the time being He'll think that your crazy and run away Or he'll give you a ticket Make your mom pay If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car And drive around town like a super star We could go to the mall or laser tag Letras de cancionesWe can drive with no hands But we ain't gonna brag If you past the test you're gonna drive a car If you get a lotta gas you can go real far To the gym To work out On your pecs So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex! I went to Compton Some muggers tried to jack me They pulled out a gun A-a-and tried to cap me You should always carry A weapon in your car Like a bat, A stapler, A towel, Or a metal bar A girl once sent me boobie shots I liked it a lots Till I hit a mailbox I drove off the road looking at a breast And that's how I failed my first driving test! If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car And drive around town like a super star We could go to the mall or laser tag We can drive with no hands But we ain't gonna brag If you past the test you're gonna drive a car If you get a lotta gas you can go real far To the gym To work out On your pecs So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex! Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip Cause you just might trip Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh Flip on your hip Bit the tip of a chip Take a road trip and skinny dip On a cruise ship Always look both ways on a street Unless you wanna get beat By a car It'll run you over And drag your body real far Then no one will like you Just like Jar-Jar So that's how you drive an automobile That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom [Both:] Because driving yourself Is the bomb! Driver's Ed! Bitch! From Letras Mania