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It was a dark and spooky Halloween night When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash To a big dance party; a Monster Mash! Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat To fly out of his coffin and- -wait, what was that? [Danny Sexbang] Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear I will end your cruel necromancing [Ego] Actually, we were just dancing (UGH) [Dan] To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game Now run away, free this land of its chains As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain! Later that night, we went back to my castle Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say "I brought *Guitar Hero*, so who wants to play" Letras de cancionesIt was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his- Oh God, no! [Dan] Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here [Ego] Shit! [Dan] The power of Christ is enfused in my spear I'll put an end to your horrible reign! [Ego] But we're just playing Twister! [Dan] I rip out your brain! I will restore all the glory of light With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night! [Ego] You knocked over the chips! [Dan] Sound the death knell Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell! [Ego] For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal? [Dan] You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels? [Ego] Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests! Just cause you felt left out? [Dan] No... yes.. [Ego] Well, monsters like me can still be your friend Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end Now, since we are the only ones left alive Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try! [Both] Alright!! [Ego] Right foot; green! Ah! [Dan] Sorry, sorry, force of habit Well, he is dead Looks like I've won at Twister! From Letras Mania