Sycamore Smith
Threeways
Mr Bolan has been pullingDouble duty in the studyLouise & Hortense are wearing short-pantsAnd their knees are rather ruddyThe ceiling is festoonedWith a sort of puttyAnd my feeling is that soonIt will rain down on everybody--------The onanist shakes his fistAt me and her and herOthers swear by a loving pair,But three's what we preferErgo, me and her go sleep with her-------Lord MacLeese returned from GreeceWith a new appreciation for the SpartanHe sold his bric-a-brac & hired Nick-n-JackTo wrestle for a spell beneath his tartanHe sent his Lady off to France To buy a sapphire pendant'Twas there she met Monique and NanceAnd found a sapphic penchant--------Two men named Gus & Paul sang in the music hallAnd left those audiences awfully less than gleesomeLetras de cancionesBut they had an agent who (though she was 82)Gave matinees away in trade for evening threesomesA singer's life is arduousMy fellow minstrels know thisBut it was twice as hard for Gus & PaulTo rise in show-biz
From Letras Mania