Kip Addotta

Big Cockroach
Every morning in the kitchen, you can see him scurryWith those six fat legs, he could move in a hurryLiving on garbage, hiding in the wallBreathing sprays and poisons and surviving at allLemme tell you about a roachBig cockroachWith a female roach, his only thoughts to seduce herHe's an insect Cassanova, a prolific producerHe's got a shiny back that is harder than graniteHuh, he's just about indestructible... Dammit!He's a roachBig cockroachHe was standing at the corner of Under and SinkAll mean and unshaven, he was looking for a drinkHe had a dent in his neck from a month agoWhen the maid caught him napping and stomped him on the flo'Once I threw a party, he showed up real drunkLeaned across my wet bar and called me a punkWell, I took his remark rather tongue and cheekBut, just to be safe I made his next drink weakHe was meanLetras de cancionesBig cockroackAfter everybody left, we sat down on the rugWe were talking it out, kind'a... Kind'a of man to bugHe said "This country was built on persistance like mineI'll survive. Just relax. Everything will be fine."Big roachBig cockroachNow, we get along fine, at least so farIn fact, my only complaint is that he borrows my car"You can't fight evolution. Not and win." he swearsSeems my only solution was to keep him downstairsWell, I didn't want him in my room. Listen, I slept in a room with roaches beforeBut... I never had one hop in bed and throw one leg over meWhen they start to cuddle, that's when I draw the lineWell, it's been a while since that went downHe moved out. People said he left townThen... via the vine, I heard he moved to ManillaThey say to marry a chick, by the name of BugzillaBig roachBig cockroachA year went by and I got a visit from his sonHe was bigger than a Buick, he weighed over a tonSo... Now I live downstairs. Well, what could I do?The only other choice was to have him move in with youAnd he was bigBig cockroach From Letras Mania