Joe Ely
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing
Oh, weary meI'm broke as a man can beMy bills are all due, I got holes in my shoeBill collectors, they won't let me sleepIf I could teach my Chihuahua to singI could make cash registers ringWhat a sight to behold herShe could sit on my shoulder and whimper in harmonyIf I can teach my Chihuahua to singWhat a wonderful world, will it would beI can take her to the border and teach her how to orderMargaritas and Fajitas, Senoritas would bringThe circus is coming to townThe telephone lines are downWhile the tight rope they're stretchin'Well, my puppy is fetchin' the tin cans all scattered aroundIf I could teach my Chihuahua to singThe whole would live in peaceInstead of them fightin', everyone would be writin'Love letters to senators and policeIf I could teach my Chihuahua to singLetras de cancionesWhat brave new world it would beI could take her to China, on a big jet airlinerAnd bark in the park 'til the freedom bells ringIf I could teach my Chihuahua to singThere'd be no more sorrow and griefI could take her to the border and teach her how to orderGuacamole and Pozole and feel holy and free
From Letras Mania