Ed Helms

Allentown
Well we're living here in AllentownAnd he's driven our lives into the groundWhen we woke up we were wasted and drunkPhil got shot, we got beaten by a monkI was happy and my life was goodGetting married like a dentist shouldRoasting marshmallows on a stickI got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick(I remember that)And we're living here here in AllentownBut they're taking Teddy's finger nowAnd I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my shitAnd shoot Allen in the faceThen shoot myself(You totally butchered that song.You totally butchered my life) From Letras Mania