Damned, The
Would You
Would you love me if I had three eyes?If I had no hair, would I need to disguise?Oh, if we woke up and I'd been sick in the bucketWould you empty it while I snored?If the answer's yes, then my prayers ain't been ignoredWould you love me if I had a wooden leg?Would you care if the neighbors left and called me Piggy?Would you put out the barbecue if my teeth all came out too?If the answer's yes, my prayers ain't been ignoredDarlin', where were you when I lay on my sick-bed?When I needed a doctor, you sent a vet insteadWell, I know you're just a farmer-boy, but that's really no excuseSo pass me my spanner, 'cause my leg has just came loose
From Letras Mania