Bob Rivers

The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*]
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meIs finding a Christmas treeThe second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meRigging up the lightsAnd finding a Christmas treeThe third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meHangoversRigging up the lightsAnd finding a Christmas treeThe fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meSending Christmas cardsHangoversRigging up the lightsAnd finding a Christmas treeThe fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meFive months of billsSending Christmas cardsHangoversRigging up the lightsAnd finding a Christmas treeThe sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meLetras de cancionesFacing my in-lawsFive months of bills"I hate those Christmas cards!"HangoversRigging up these lightsAnd finding a Christmas treeThe seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meSalvation ArmyFacing my in-lawsFive months of billsSending Christmas cards"Aw geez""I'm trying to rig up these lights!"And finding a Christmas treeThe eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me"I want ant farmer for Christmas""Charities, and what do you mean your inlaws?"Five months of bills"Ah, mailing out these cards!""Edith, get me a beer, huh!""What, we have no extension chord?!?"And finding a Christmas treeThe ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meFinding parking spaces"Daddy, I want some candy!""Donations!"Facing my in-lawsFive months of bills"Writing up those Christmas cards"Hangovers"Now why the hell are they blinking?"And finding a Christmas treeThe tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meBatteries not includedNo parking spaces"Buy me something!""Get a job ya bum!"Facing the inlawsFive months of bills"Yo ho, sending Christmas cards""Ah geez, look at this!""One light goes out, they all go out!"And finding a Christmas treeThe eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meStale TV specialsBatteries not includedNo parking spaces"I gotta go to the bathroom"Charities"She's a witch, I hate her!"Five months of bills"Oh, I don't even know half these people!""Who's got the toilet paper?""Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!"And finding a Christmas treeThe twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to meSinging Christmas CarolsStale TV specialsBatteries not includedNo parking"Waaah!"CharitiesGotta make 'em dinnerFive months of bills"I'm not sending them, Mister, that's it!""Shut up, you!""Fine, you're so smart, you rig up the lights!"And finding a Christmas tree From Letras Mania