Hank Green

Crime Dramas Suck
There's a place where you don't wanna beWhere people die constantlyAnd they never die in normal waysIt's preposterous but still clichéWhen your drug dealer's aunt kills your mom in a duelBy chopping off her head with a scythe in a poolWell they're not saying it makes senseThey're just interpreting the evidenceThis is the plot to every television crime showFrom CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in storeThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutesWill come back because you know he did itThey're not even trying anymoreAnd I'm getting boredThere was semen all over the crime sceneSo they use the super-fancy semen testing machineAnd the DNA database gets a hitBut it looks like he might still get away with itBut the final piece of evidenceTotally stumps the bad guy's defenseAnd he breaks down in front of everyoneAnd tells them exactly how it was doneLetras de cancionesThis is the plot to every television crime showFrom CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in storeThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutesWill come back because you know he did itThey're not even trying anymoreAnd I'm getting boredBy the middle of the first seasonMurder is eclipsed by sexual tensionAnd I guess that probably happens a lotSince crime-solving people are always so hotBut then a serial killer kidnaps the girlAnd they promise to save her if it costs them the worldAnd they find her two seconds before she diesAnd they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cryThis is the plot to every television crime showFrom CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in storeThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutesWill come back because you know he did itThey're not even trying anymoreAnd I'm getting bored From Letras Mania