Jarren Benton
Most Interesting (skit)
He wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as"The Python Pouch."He once slayed a vampire with a .Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him.He is the only man qualified for "The Awesome Award."He once outran a cheetah.He can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it.He once killed himself, for creeping up on himself.When he goes out in public, he wheres a cape.At age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying himfruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups!Nectar of the gods!It's a paper tape, delicious, fruity experience.So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch! And let your kidengulge in his fruit roll-ups!"He is, the most interesting man in the cater!
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