Crudbump

Crudbump Aka
This is Crudbump, AKA Mr FulfillmentMr Elevator, strong reverberatorMidwest accent with flat grey skiesMidwest diet, I'm Lord of the FriesAKA Judas Beats from the east of CincinnatiAnd if you don't like it, place a call to your fucking daddyStart crying about the Irish LionThe Irish Storm, without the uniformThe Irish Captain, drum machine crackinIrish mountain time, cooking up moonshineTurn it over to Mr. ExperienceTyrannosaurus Flex, pay respectsPull right in, I'm the Appalachian StationHuman Microphone with synthesizer actionCrusty Crumbles, another thing they call meI don't know where that's fromI like baking, and muffins, and fat scones.And cream cheese. And other kinds of scones.English muffins. Irish muffins.Irish muffins technically aren'tmuffins, if you order one it's just beef. From Letras Mania