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Let me tell you about a story about a man name Chad Who had rad adventures up and down the country And he always knew the way And how he had this really cool cape that was red, white, and blue with stars and stripes and a couple of strippers too But none of them were naked. No, none of them were showing naughty parts. And there was not a one who didn't know Chads name, oh yeah. Now Chads coming from town to town Lighting things on fire and burning everything down Oh no, it's Chads evil clone. Chads never alone. There's someone trying to make people hate Chad. But Chad comes around and beats the bad guy down No, evil never wins Chad finds a way Chads superman you say? Well, of course Chad for president With Chad being the guy who runs the whole place We'd probably already being living in outer space with 6 arms and 5 toes With little green beds having sex all the time But you know Chad would be mine And aliens would come around from miles around from other galaxies and rule our town Letras de cancionesBut Chad would find a way. Chad for president [George H. W. Bush - Address to the Nation on Invasion of Iraq] "Just two hours ago, allied air forces began an attack on military targets in Iraq and Kuwait. These attacks continue as I speak. Ground forces are not engaged. This conflict started August 2nd when the dictator of Iraq invaded a small and helpless neighbor. Kuwait, a member of the Arab League and a member of the United Nations, was crushed; its people brutalized. Five months ago, Saddam Hussein started this cruel war against Kuwait. Tonight, the battle has been joined...We will not fail." Chad for president. From Letras Mania