Matt the Electrician

College
I owe thirty-five dollars to the libraryAt Humboldt State UniversityBut I dropped out fifteen years agoAnd I never paid it and I'm still not gonnaI never got my report cardBut I didn't go to class and I didn't work hardSo I didn't wanna know how bad I didBut I know I never made the dean's listAnd college is a waste of timeIf you wanna be a baker or a candlestick makerYou still have to wait in lineAt the bank drive through and the train tracks tooBehind people like me with no degree'Cause I know the conductor and he knows meYou might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty farAnd all I have is an old guitarForty bucks for a bag of weedIn the summer nineteen ninety threeForty dollars is all I haveAnd it isn't mine, it belongs to my parentsOh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie doughIn the cafeteria they got sloppy joesLetras de cancionesAnd the sloppy joes cost three pointsI won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie doughAnd college is a waste of timeIf you wanna be a diver or a big rig driverYou still have to go to the storeAnd share the road with a wide loadWho's taking up all three lanesAnd you can't get around him it's a big painAnd the driver hasn't slept in three whole daysBut he knows one thing and that's freewaysHe's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes peeAnd you're behind him with your college degreeI owe thirty-five dollars to the libraryAt Humboldt State UniversityBut I dropped out fifteen years agoSo I never paid it and I'm still not gonna.. From Letras Mania