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*asterixes indicate sound bites*Spoken dialogue lines indicated by Character Names:(notations in parenthesis and italicized)(8 measure lead-in, with dialogue)Palpatine: A Jedi gains power through understanding. A Sith gains understanding through power!Anakin: And with great power comes great responsibility?Palpatine: Eeh, not for the Sith it doesn't, Tobey!He was a boy.I was a girl.Can George make it any more obvious?He was a slave,Letras de cancionesAnd I was a queen,Stuck on Tattooine.He soon grew up.I said 'he's fine'.He lost his hand, so I gave him mine.But his Jedi friends,Ruffled their robes,'Cause they had a problem with his darker clothes.He was the Vader Boy. Vader: (breathing)A space aviator boy. Vader: (breathing)That droid party they did crash.While R2 ignited fuel, Vader: (breathing)His long hair still looked so cool. Vader: (breathing)He sure unhanded Dooku fast. *light sabre cutting off arm, scream*Now Anakin wasThe hero they'd hail,But some of the Senators wanna Bail.The council dissed him.Sent Obi to stopThis cross between Zorak and RoboCop. *Zorak laughs*I carried his child,But nobody knew.With all of this kicking it feels like two.He dreamt of my death.It left him in terror,Which led to his judgement's Grevious error.Yoda: What a bad pun you have made, ohh hoo hoo hoo!He was the Vader Boy. Vader: (breathing)Thanks to that dictator, boy, Vader: (breathing)With his new wrinkley Gollum head. Palpatine: Precious!Sidious' evil grin, Vader: (breathing)Kinda like Darth Nixon. Vader: (breathing)Blood-stained-glass, Mace window's dead.He was the Vader Boy. Vader: (breathing)A real Jedi traitor boy, Vader: (breathing)Just so that I would not be harmed.He went really Musta-far, Vader: (breathing)And now thanks to Chewbacca, Vader: (breathing)Those battle droids were soon un-armed. *Battle droid says 'Roger roger'* *Chewbacca roars**light sabre & blasters*(8 measure bridge featuring the Nick Atoms' punked out version of the Imperial March)Obi-Wan: You were the chosen one!Anakin: Sith happens.There's no youngling that could hideFrom his Jedi genocide.Thanks to Palpatine's clone tricks,Now they all root 'Sixty-Six'!Obi snuck on board my ship.That's when he just lost his grip. Anakin: (battle grunts, oh no, etc.) *light sabre duel*He went to pieces that sad day Anakin: (battle grunts, yelling) *light sabre duel*That he took my breath away. Padme: (choking gasp) *thud*He's just a Sith,And I'm just a corpse.Can George make it any more obvious?Suddenly there'sTwo orphaned kids. Newborn Luke & Leia: (babies crying)I've got a bad feeling about thi-i-i-i-is,Now he's the Vader Boy, Vader: (breathing)With his respirator boy, Vader: (breathing)And in this saga, evil wins.Now he's into metal, Vader: (breathing)And I know we sure as hell Vader: (breathing)Aren't gonna let him raise these twins.Now he's Darth Vader, boy. Vader: (breathing)A real space invader boy. Vader: (breathing)Leia's a princess on Alderaan.Luke's on a moisture farm. Vader: (breathing)They're both safe from any harm, Vader: (breathing)But fans want to know where the Hell is Han?*Chewbacca laughs*Young Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball!*Vader breathing* (song fades/peters out) From Letras Mania