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Joker: (slow increasing laugh, with echo)Verse 1:House party at Arkham Asylum.I'm the Joker, the man, your host.Shake my hand my fine cousin,You'll feel the joy buzzin',It'll fry you up like French Toast. (*buzz/shock sfx*) (Yaah!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Harley Quinn is your hostess today.Take their coat and their hat and Give them a straight jacket!Harley: "Sure thing, Mista J.!"So join us at the-Chorus 1:House party at Arkham Asylum!Where there ain't no ifs, ands, or buts.'Cause we're disoriented,As well as demented.Yeah, we've all gone a little bit nuts! (Koo-koo! Koo-koo!)House party at Arkham Asylum!Just forget all your toil and strife,'Cause we run this asylum,Letras de cancionesSo we'll be buck-wylin',For the next 20 years to life!Verse 2:House party at Arkham Asylum.On the dance floor the Penguin is kickin'.He did the surfin bird,Spun around, and said 'word!'And then segued to the funky chicken. (Penguin: Waa waa waa!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Just watch Catwoman dance to the beat'Cause someone slipped SelinaFunky Col' MedinaNow she's writhing around in heat. (Catwoman: Mreaow!)House party at Arkham Asylum.And our D.J. is driving us crazy!Because it's Mr. Freeze.We keep asking him, 'Please!Will you stop playing "Ice Ice Baby"?' (Mr. Freeze: Word to your mother!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Riddler: So Riddle me this, my fine guests.What'cha call a disc jockeyWhose demise is quite shocking?I know! It's D.J. Jazzy Death!(*buzz/shock sfx*) (Mr. Freeze: Yaah!)Chorus 2:House party at Arkham Asylum!Where there ain't no ifs, ands, or buts.'Cause we're disoriented,As well as demented.Yeah, we've all gone a little bit nuts! (Koo-koo! Koo-koo!)House party at Arkham Asylum!Just forget all your toil and strife,'Cause we run this asylum,So we'll be buck-wylin',For the next 20 years to life!Verse 3:House party at Arkham Asylum.Bring on Batman and all of his crew!Robin, Batgirl, and NightwingWill feel the greased lightningWhen they get some shock treatment too! (Woo hoo hoo!)(*buzz/shock sfx*)House party at Arkham Asylum.The Mad Hatter zonks every complainer.Scarface wants karaoke,Clayface wants "Hokey Pokey",Scarecrow wants "the Macarena"!(AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!)House party at Arkham Asylum.On the mike, hear the maniacs rock.Just watch Rash-Al-GhulGo and kick it old schoolWith his new rapping partner, 'Kid Croc!'(Killer Croc: BAWITABA!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Bane just asked Poison Ivy to dance.She said 'Not a chance, fatty',Because she knows that heJust wants to get into her plants!(WHOOO-OOAAAA!!!)Chorus 3:House party at Arkham Asylum!Where there ain't no ifs, ands, or buts.'Cause we're disoriented,As well as demented.Yeah, we've all gone a little bit nuts! (Koo-koo! Koo-koo!)House party at Arkham Asylum!Just forget all your toil and strife,'Cause we run this asylum,So we'll be buck-wylin',For the next 20 years to life!(Bridge: 8 measures, Joker laughs with echo)Verse 4:House party at Arkham Asylum.We've thrown out every film script.Keaton, Kilmer, and Clooney,Facing off with this Looney,They'd all end up in a bat-crypt.(Keaton: I'm Bat-gaaahh!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Tim Burton is here, we're excited!Though it may seem Two-Faced,For reasons of good taste,Joel Schumacher wasn't invited.(YAAAAYY!!!)House party at Arkham Asylum.Those Justice League dorks aren't so vicious.Wonder Woman and FlashAnd Green Lantern got bashed,And Aquaman sleeps with the fishes.(*bubbles/drowning*)House party at Arkham Asylum.Not even Superman could win tonight,Because we rocked his butt, with a twelve inch cut,Called "Disco Kryptonite"! Ha ha haaaa!!!!Chorus 4:House party at Arkham Asylum!Where there ain't no ifs, ands, or buts.'Cause we're disoriented,As well as demented.Yeah, we've all gone a little bit nuts! (Koo-koo! Koo-koo!)House party at Arkham Asylum!Just forget all your toil and strife,'Cause we run this asylum,So we'll be buck-wylin',For the next 20 years to life!(8 measure outro & fadeout, inmates repeat phrase while Joker & Harley talk)House party at Arkham Asylum!... House party at Arkham Asylum!...House party at Arkham Asylum!... House party at Arkham Asylum!... (etc.)Joker: (laughing with echo) Come Harley, let's adjourn to our maximum-security boudoir, and bring the whoopee cushion, so we can make a little whoopee! (laughs)Harley: Sure thing, Puddin'! You wanna go for a ride on your Harley?Joker: (laughs) Yes my dear, let's go hog wild! (laughs)Harley: Ooh! (Joker continues to laugh with echo) From Letras Mania