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A nap on Elm Street leads you to a creepy boiler room,Where a burned up child murderer escorts you to your doom,With the style of a vaudevillian, your soul he will consume,While spouting one-liners. [Freddy: Take your life, please! Ha ha ha!]Gory gory Freddy KreugerUses claws just like a cougar.What a Nightmarish intruder,Your fear is his power! [Freddy: You have nothing to fear but ME!]If you go to camp at Crystal Lake on Friday the thirteenth,And you're working as a counselor with a bunch of naughty teens,Better know an able lifeguard, or you just might lose your spleensTo one mean Hockey Mom. [Mrs. Voorhees: I can see Russia from my house!]Gory gory Jason VoorheesTurning campers who are hornyInto chicken cacciatore.Machete iron chef. [Iron Chef Host: Our secret ingredient: Corey Feldman!]Now every Halloween the kids all go for trick or treatsUnless you're name's Laurie Strode, which is a role of Jamie Lee's.Each October thirty-first's about your sibling rivalries,With Shatner masks right on. [Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAN!]Gory gory Michael MyersKill his sister he desires.On call doctors he expires.That's an extreme close-up. [Wayne & Garth: WHOA! Whoa! WHOA! Whoa!]Letras de cancionesYoung Andy on his birthday got his brand new favorite toy.Was a cute red-head in overalls that was his pride and joy.But the Lakeshore Strangler's voodoo meant he lived just to destroy.A Cabbage Patch psycho. [Chucky: Who the frak is Martha Stewart?!]Gory gory little Chucky.With his bride, he did get lucky,Had a kid so gay and pluckywho was Glen or Glenda. [Glen: I just want to sing! Chucky: No singing!]The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, was based upon Ed GeinWho was really from Wisconsin, but they changed it for the screen.Well they could have filmed the whole thing here, [Wisc.Guy: It woulda been peachy keen!][Wisc.Guys: Us Cheeseheads slice up good! Have a brat, eh? Pass da brew! Go Packers!]Gory gory Leatherface.Epidermis you replace.Juggling chainsaws with such grace.There's something wrong with this song... [T4P: Song. Bone?! We gotta work on that ending.]I Know What You Did Last Summer. You hatched a little scheme,At your Final Destination, at a Creepshow so extreme.Yeah I Saw you being Hostel, it's enough to make me Scream28 Days Later. [Luke: I'm so Troma-tized!]Gory gory Scary MovieEvil Dead try to remove me.Here comes Ash, he's saying groo-oo-oo-oo-vyyyyyy! [Ash: Groovy.]Bruce Campbell's mar-CHIN oooooooon!*Bleah!* [Freddy: Pinhead. Ha ha ha haaaa!] From Letras Mania