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Fanboy
Well I'm-a packin' up my swag and I'm-a head outside,Where real women call me 'dork', then gag, and go hide. Take a ride to 'Toys 'R Us'. Bust on in. Buy a Mace Windu and a QuiGon Jinn. Yeah I'm a kid at heart, just like Anakin.A looney bin I am in, with kin Harley Quinn. Get a pin with a motto sayin' "Xena For Prez",Then spend my pay on dispensers of Pez. Go hang out at the Cons. Renaissance Fests. Watch Anime chicks with with inflatable breasts."You Might Be A Trekkie?" Heh, sit back and watch,As the 'Uber Geek' goes and kicks it up a notch. Turn to the letter 'F' in your dictionary,And add this word to your vocabulary.Take a look, cuz' I'm the real McCoy. Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm just the definition of a Fanboy, baby!I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive.Fanboy, baby!Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!Was born to be a fanboy, baby!Makin' best friends, with a robot, Bender!Fanboy, baby!I never give up, and I never surrender!(Spoken by Luke:) The truth is out there? Heh, Scully, you can't handle the truth!Letras de canciones I got this funny little gadget, when I open my fridge, it goes(Star Trek whistle) Like Kirk's on the bridge. QAPLA, POONG-CHOH CHEH, GAGH, PTOCHS! Bill Gates was cool, but now he just sucks. Play Doom and Quake, on Microsoft. Get a map to the Tomb, find Lara Croft,And if the pixel's right, then I'm-a Raid 'er *mmm-hoy!*And let Sony Play 2-K, know why they call me a Fanboy, baby!Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!Fanboy, baby!Won't stop 'til the PokeMon are mine!Was born to be a fanboy, baby!(Spoken:) Oh, so what do you think, you know the force better than I do?A Star Wars freak, yeah, you won't find an odder one.I'm a Jedi master, and you are merely just a Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie.Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie.Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie. Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Kid Spock, quotin' all the Treks. Got a mind more powerful than Professor X. Drink a case of Jolt cola down, like mother's milk,And sing a song that makes you say "What in the filk?!" Patrol, stake vampires, just like Buffy. Roll the dice, win the fights, with the Knights Who Say 'Ni'. M.S.T. three-thousand up until midnight,then I paint my lips red, for "Sweet Transvestite!" UHH!King doofus. Spaz, like Jerry Lewis. My comic book collection's wider than the Su-ez.Fun, like Sailor Moon is. Suave, like Dr. Who is. I like They Might Be Giants and Moxy Fruvous.R.P.G. and D. & D..Kevin Smith's makin' a film about me. I ain't no jock, I'm just a regular jerk, allAmerican zero, the ultimate Urkel.Girls would ignore me and give me no credit, but now ITell 'em all to suck my (RADIO EDIT),And when I die, at the hour eleven,I'll shout to my father in heaven, twenty-seven, I'm a Fanboy!!!I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive.Fanboy!!!Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!Fanboy!!!Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!Fanboy!!!Won't stop 'til the PokeMon are mine!Fanboy!!!Makin best friends, with a robot, Bender!Fanboy!!!I never give up, and I never surrender!Fanboy!!!Watchin' Deep Space Nine and... heh heh. From Letras Mania