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The Doctor and William
LUKE: ...Because, playin' funny music's what he's all about.STYLES: He'll take your radio station, turn it inside out.J.T.: Livin' in dementia is mental, not physical.LUKE: With Dr. Demento, and Will gettin' Whimsical.STYLES: At your beck and call, they will do what you please.J.T.: Call 562-ODD-TUNE, and they'll play “Dead Puppies”.LUKE: Doc hasALL: twenty-sevenSTYLES: years and countin' on the air.LUKE: Will's only got ten,ALL: But what do we care?LUKE: Most funniest people,STYLES: They get top billin'.J.T.: I get more laughsALL: From the Doctor and William!(*Fire at will.* *Fire at will.* *Fire at will.* *Fire at will, fire at will, fire at will.* *Fire at will!*)STYLES: The Demented News is on every week, and Will's re-ALL: portin'STYLES: the ca-ALL: vortin'STYLES: ofJ.T.: Every freak.LUKE: Even crop field hedgehogs,Letras de cancionesSTYLES: Are punny and witty,LUKE: At the LandJ.T.: ofLUKE: DementiaJ.T.: inLUKE: Cul-J.T.: verLUKE: City!STYLES: Will's at home,ALL: Playin' his Sega,STYLES: Takin' out a girly by the name of Enya.STYLES: His hero's dressed like a bat,ALL: But don't you ask him, “Where's the bathroom's at?!”LUKE: The news is always funny,J.T.: Man, there is no doubt.(*Slow down, mister!* *I'm spittin' mad!* *Ah, blow it out!**Hang onto them hats and glasses!* *Are we startin' this again?*)J.T.: Because he'sALL: gotJ.T.: More soundALL: bitesJ.T.: thanALL: C.N.N.!LUKE: Most funniest people,STYLES: They get top billin'.J.T.: I get more laughs,ALL: From the Doctor and William.ALL: Pico and Sepulveda, Pico and Sepulveda, Pico and Sepulveda, Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda!ALL: Home coming shootin', and carrot juice drinkin'!ALL: Capitol Steppin', while Ray Stevens is streakin'!J.T.: Tom Lehrer's prepare-ered, Stan Freberg does Elvis,STYLES: Col' foolin',LUKE: Vestabule-in',J.T.: And my bouffant bulbous.STYLES: Voobaha, and a bucket of fish heads,LUKE: And if I was in Monty Python, my name would be 'Two-Sheds'.J.T.: SaintLUKE: George-in',J.T.: TimeLUKE: Warpin', playing every big hit.ALL: The o - ther D. - J.s sound - like shaving cream!LUKE: Most funniest people,STYLES: They get top billin'.J.T.: I get more laughs,ALL: From the Doctor and William.(*Aaah! Noooo! I can't take it! Nooo! Ahhahhah! - That's, that's okay William! That's okay William! That's okay!*)STYLES: It's the second week of deer camp, drinkin' da beer.(*Open up the door, it's Dave!*)ALL: Man, Dave's not here! (*Who?*)LUKE: Dungeons and Dragons,J.T.: And the Dead AlewivesLUKE: Are havin' Mountain Dew right at the Funny Five.J.T.: Number Four isSTYLES: 'Lijah,J.T.: And Three,STYLES: Muddah, Hello.LUKE: With Fat at Number Two and Number One is as follows:ALL: The Doctor And William by the great Luke Ski,ALL: And his rowdy crew, known as Psycho Potpourri!LUKE: Most funniest people,STYLES: They get top billin'.J.T.: I get more laughs,ALL: From the Doctor and William.LUKE: He has no patients,STYLES: And no penicillin,J.T.: Just thousands of tracks,ALL: From the Doctor and William.LUKE: With surfin' old Mimi,STYLES: And Popsicle Phil, andJ.T.: The Demented News,ALL: With the Doctor and William.LUKE: KY102STYLES: If they mess up, I'll kill 'em,J.T.: I must get laughs,ALL: From the Doctor and William.LUKE: Bugs Bunny-est people, (*Eeeeh, what's up Doc?*)STYLES: (E. Fudd voice:) I get mowe waffs fwom the Doctow and William.LUKE: Simpson-niest people,(*Whi-Whi-Whimsical Will here!*)J.T.: I get more news from the Doctor and William.LUKE: Simpleton-niest people,J.T.: Like Spike and the City Slickers.LUKE: Home-spun-niest people,J.T.: Like Homer and Jethro, man.LUKE: Unison-niest people,J.T.: Like Bobs and the Foremen.LUKE: Accordion-niest people,J.T.: “Weird Al” Yankovic.LUKE: Records spun-niest people,J.T.: This is the right way to parody,LUKE: Number One-niest people,J.T.: The Beastie Boys.LUKE: The rerun-niest, punniest, funniest people,J.T.: I hope they put this song on the air. Yeah.LUKE: (Dr. Demento voice:) And on the cool checkin', center stage on the mic, and we're putting it on wax, it's the new style! Woo woo woo!... From Letras Mania