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J Styles: Hey Luke Ski!Luke Ski: Hey J Styles, what's up?J Styles: I was flipping through the channels last night and you know what was on?Luke Ski: Oh, what?J Styles: The making of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition!Luke Ski: Oooh yeah!J Styles: You know who was on the cover this year? Tyra Banks!Luke Ski: "Tyra Banks! You left your toothbrush at my house!"J Styles: Yeah, I taped it for you so you can watch it later.Luke Ski: Thanks a lot man, I, uh, uh oh.J Styles: What?Luke Ski: Oh, here she comes.J Styles: Oh boy here we go.Luke Ski: Just let her vent for a while and we'll get through this in one piece.J Styles: I gotcha man.Miss Tricia: Hey!Luke Ski: Oh, hi, Miss Tricia!J Styles: How's it goin', sweetie?Miss Tricia: All right, you can stop sucking up to me right now, you men! I'm here to express myself as a woman of the 90's, and I hired you two idiots to sing back-up, not make wisecracks!Luke Ski: Boy did you get hosed on that deal.Miss Tricia: What?Luke Ski: Uh, I, I said nothing!That slut makes me sick.Only 35% of her body is organic.Baywatch beach blanket bimbo.Letras de cancionesI've seen less silicone in a pay telephone.Don't the men know it's all airbrushing, and special effects?I'll wring their necks,The next time I see them talking, gauking, watching, or even thinking about that, that,Pamela! I hate that-Pamela-ha! Lee Anderson, whatever her name is!Pamela! Why can't she just die?Pamela-ha!Luke Ski: I would like to thank Trish for keeping us abreast of the situationMiss Tricia: Shut up!Struttin' across the TV screen,She makes a teenage girl lose all self esteem.Blonde hair, roots are brownish-red.I've seen more realistic lips on a potato head.Don't you know she's just some harpy, sent from straight out of Hell,Made by Mattel!Luke Ski: Let's go down to Toys 'R Us and get one for ourselves!J Styles: I got your Kung-fu grip right here!Miss Tricia: You, you two are gonna die!Pamela! (Luke Ski: Stop drooling on the mic! J Styles: Oh, sorry.)Pamela-ha! (Luke Ski & J Styles: Yakity-yakity-yakity-ehh-ehh-ehh!)Pamela! (J Styles: I bet David Hasslehoff never wrote a song like this!)Pamela-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Luke Ski: Rick Flair! J Styles: Woo!)Miss Tricia: All those anorexic supermodel twits need to be destroyed and I'm just the woman to do it!J Styles: What about Cindy Crawford!Miss Tricia: I'll crucify her!Luke Ski: Jenny McCarthy?Miss Tricia: Death by catapult!J Styles: Demi Moore?Miss Tricia: Burn her at the stake!Luke Ski: Kate Moss!Miss Tricia: I'll put a lamp shade on her head and plug her into the wall!J Styles: Kathy Ireland?Miss Tricia: We'll have a blarney stoning!Luke Ski: Alicia Silverstone?Miss Tricia: I'll crush her!J Styles: Cameron Diaz?Miss Tricia: I'll smoke her!Luke Ski: Anna Nicole Smith?Miss Tricia: I'll make her marry O.J.!J Styles: Ricki Lake?Miss Tricia: Don't you talk about Ricki Lake! Ricki Lake is a national hero! Now shut up! I don't want to hear another word out of either of you two men!Pam's hair dryer's running a bit hot tonight.(Luke Ski: Have you seen Pamela's hair? J Styles: Yeah.)She can barely see her toes from the implants in her chest.(Luke Ski: I understand her hair was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright? J Styles: Really?)I'd like to reach out, grab her neck and, pop her stupid dandelion head off.My boyfriend, what a man, promised never to watch her again.But that lair, saw "Barb Wire", so I set his head on fire now!J Styles: Waaaaoooowww!Pamela! (Luke Ski: Hey what about all those posters you got?)Pamela-ha! (J Styles: Yeah, of Hugh Grant, Al Pacino, and LL Cool J?)Pamela! (Miss Tricia: Did I give you permission to speak? J Styles: No.)Pamela-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Pamela! (Luke Ski: Remind me to hide my Playboys when she's around.)Pamela-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Pamela!Miss Tricia: I'm done, you may drive me home now.J Styles & Luke Ski: Yes dear. From Letras Mania