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(In the not too distant future next Sunday A.D.God said let there be cheese and there was and it was good)Dr. Forrester's dream way down in deep thirteenExecute his master plan (Master Plan!)In green lab-coats with flare, a streak of white in his hairAnd TV's Frank his right hand man (Yay! TV's Frank!)Bad movies unfold for Mike Nelson and JoelWhile they're caught in a satellite can (Yay! Can!)Needed a real head case shot them to (Where?!) outer space (Thank You!)And this is how the credits ranMystery Science (la la la) Theater 3000Dr. X (la la la)Deep Space HausenSee small droids watching (la la la) cheesy moviesComedy Central (la la la) was really groovyWo oh oh oh oh ohAt the Mystery Science Theater Picture Show(Tom Servo has no freaking neck!)I know Gypsy and Cambot are not seen a whole lotThey're helping the ship stay in flight (Eeh Eeh!)And you know my heart sank when I saw Tv's FrankFade away along with Torgo the White (Torgo! Torgo!)Tom Servo and Crow both watch the showLetras de cancioneswhile making quips known by their fans (Chief McCloud)Dr. Forrester's mad though, he's not unlike ManosHe's holding their fate in his hands, On TheMystery Science (la la la) Theater 3000Kim Cattrall (la la la) is quite arousingThe Oscar Academy (la la la) is not awardingThe movies made by (la la la) Burt I. GordonWo oh oh oh oh ohOn The Mystery Science Theater Picture ShowWith Tom Servo and CrowOn The Mystery Science Theater Picture ShowThought up my Joel, from MinnesoOn The Mystery Science Theater Picture Show(Where's The Best Place To Watch!)In The Front RowLet's GoTo The Mystery Science Theater Picture Show From Letras Mania