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Bobby: C'mon, Dusty, let's show these homeboys how to rock!Dusty: OK, Bobby!Bobby: So, all you infidels better shut up and listen!Dusty came over and told me about ShwabbyShe's such hairy Bohemian slobDumb as a hammer and a monkeyBut she makes some awesome riceSo I opened up and told him about ScrotoHow he flew to Jamaica with a doggie named TotoAnd a Libertarian VelociraptorI'm aroused (Dusty: Yeah, me too)So we ran 'round the bendWe're gonna start a brand new trendWith our little rodent friend (Viking Squirrel: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)At the park it's to our likingTo kiss a squirrel that looks like a viking (Viking Squirrel: ANAL!)Also makes tasty entreesLetras de cancionesThey're the San Fransisco treat (Dusty: Ding ding) NiceSo I wash it down with a tall can of waterWith potatoes and Jell-O for a side orderI pitty the poor fool who tries to steal my rice(Dusty: Is it time for Puppet Show?)The whole thing made us sick(Dusty: Don't ya hate coughing up chew toys?)So we fed the leftoversTo Hojo Hockeystick(Viking Squirrel: I am the Viking Squirrel! I love you, Birdseed Bobby!)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)(Dusty: Is it time for Movie Review?)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)I love you too, Squirrel.I kissed a squirrel here in my palmIt's just like kissing Dusty's Mom (Dusty: Thanks, Mom)I know it cost over $2.42, but it was worth itHunga hunga hai haiHunga hunga hoobie dabba hoobie dabbaHunga hunga hai haiHunga hunga hoobie dabbaAnd we'll sniff at their butts (Viking Squirrel: EWWWWWWW)We can eat their acornsAnd they'll eat our nuts(Dusty: I don't have any nuts, I'm a puppet!)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)For the 37th timeI kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)And I'm gonna do it again, too, DustyI kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)(Reporter: I came here to shoot crap)I kissed a squirrel (I kissed a squirrel)I kissed a squirrelIt was so tragicIt felt just like CyberFote magic, but better (CyberFote: I am CyberFote)I kissed a squirrelWhen I kiss a squirrelI'll transform into a giant mutant monsterSoon to become master of the world, ha ha ha ha(For the first time) (Dusty: I wanna go watch WCW)Until next time, remember (I kissed a squirrel)Hens love roostersMike loves Schwabby (Won't be the last time)Everybody elseLoves Birdseed Bobby (Dusty: And Dusty!)Bobby: Dusty, shut your ricehole, or I'll take you onto that Jungle Gym and make you a man!Dusty: Sorry, Bobby.(Viking Squirrel: Anal! We love Anal! Got to get the Anal! WOO!) From Letras Mania