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This song is the story of my life, and evey single part of it is absolutly trueEvery day I grew up going to schoolIn my mid-west Wisconsin townEveryone I met, everywhere I wentEverything tried to keep me downBut I got through once I had learned thisThat knowledge of ignornace surely is powerful blissWhoa, when life throws you into the circular fileJust accept it, relax, and move on with a smileIt's an offer you just can't refuse'Cause dorks like me, baby we were born to loseOh yes, we wereIf paradise was just $3.00I know I'd have $2.98And if I left for work 2 hours earlyI'd still be 15 minutes lateThe best laid plans of mice and menAnd of guys like me will most likely get screwed up againWhoa, I tried real hard to impress my bossLetras de cancionesBrushed my teeth, combed my hair, shaveed my face, and I flossedBut I got sent home for wearing the wrong shoes'Cause dorks like me, baby we were born to loseNow, you could get depressed and mad and frustratedAnd let life get you down'Cause the guy you want to be is Sean ConneryBut you're still just Charlie BrownJust accept early on that the trophy is goneLaugh it off and prepare for the playAnd when you fly by, give Lucy the fingerWhen she pulls the football away. Ha!Oh, come on, guys, could we at least finish the song, please?Thank youI treat all woman with respect and equalityIn hopes that I'll find a wifeBut I know, chances are that I'll neverGet laid again for the rest of my lifeSo read the fine print on the golden ruleWhere it says that you'll probably end up as someone's footstoolWhoa, they say nice guys always finish last placeThat's not true, 'cause nice guys aren't even allowed in the raceWe're on the sidelines with knots in our shoes'Cause dorks like me, baby we were born to loseOh, Honey, dorks like me, baby we were born to loseC'mon, Christine, dorks like us, baby we were born to loseWoah, Loser!Woah, Loo-ooo-ooo-ser!Woah, Woah!Woah, Loo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ser! From Letras Mania