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Aliens Just Don't Understand
(Something you want to add to this briefing, Capitan Hiller?)(No, Sir. Just a lttle anxious to get up there, and whup ET's ass, that's all.)You know, aliens that come on down from outer spaceDon't know the proper way to celebrate on Independence DaySo, to all humankind across the landThere's no need to argue, aliens don't understand.Independence DayIndependence DayIndependence Day(As we goes a little somethin' like this. Hit it!)I remember one day, I think it was July 2ndI woke up, gave a yawn, scratched my head and my neckWent out, got the paper, looked up, and said "Hey,A spaceship the size of Toledo flyin' over LA"Meanwhile, in New York, playin' chess in the parkWas David Levinson, when the sky got darkIt was another ship come down from outer spaceGot so dark, you couldn't see the crime in front of your faceAll across the world, it was the same ol' thingThe biggest UFO scare since 1963Over London, Moscow, Paris, Rome, and JapanLetras de cancionesJust how in the hell are we supposed to get a tan?David got to work, and my man he was tightFound a hidden signal in the satelliteHe said "It's a countdown, and it won't last long"Marty said "I just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?"David grabed his dad, and fought through the bustleThey Escaped From New York, except without Kurt RussellDavid went to the White House, he had somethin' to proveHe found (LONE STARR!) oops, worng movie.President Whitmore, yeah that was his nameHe got the job through his Gulf War pilot fameDavid told him "They're gonna kill us, take the Earth, and disect it"Prez said "Looks I can forget getting re-elected"He told everyone it was a real Code RedHoped on Air Force One, and DC they fledAnd just like David told him, without any braggin'They fixed our little red welcome waggonAnd even though some idiots would celebrate4-3-2-1 came the big checkmateThe bottom of the ship shot out some cosmic raysTurns out July 2nd's just one of those daysThe space ship blew LA away to smithereensOh well, so much for Carlton and HillarySo, to all of humankind across the landTake it from me, aliens don't understand(Hey, Leroy, did you see the movie?)(What, Mission Impossible?)(No, c'mon, man. I saw the movie last night. It cost $474,000,000 to make that movie, 'cause they had to rebuild all the stuff they blew up.)(You always lyin'. You always lyin'.)OK, here's the situationThe Earth just faced total annihilationAnd their welcome's worn out, they're time's expired(Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy)That's where I step in, Captain Steven HillerNumber 1 Top Gun, and now alien killerMe and Captian Jimmy and the wild Black KnightsAre gonna give those E.T. suckas one hell of a fightPay attention, here's the thick of the plotThe ship had a forcefield, we couldn't get in a shotSo I forced one down, and when he crash landedI got out and shouted (Ship all banged up, who's the man!?)(Welcome to Earth) but he grinned an evil grinAnd said (Boy, I'm gonna tear your butt limb from limb)Just who do you think you're trying to destory?I'm made in America, a real Bad BoyThe Fresh Prince of Roswell and he said "Why"?I said (Eh, I dunno, I'm just a hell of a guy)But if you wanna rule the world, I won't deny itGo ahead and take it, PSYCH!, don't even try itI knocked him out and dragged him in the sunTo army base Area 51I came to the gate and said "What have I missed?""They just destoyed Philly"Ok, now I'm pissedThese guys are harder to beat than Mike TysonThat's when David said we should put a virus inThe alien ship, so they'll be disabledAnd just like Jazzy, we can turn the tables(We will not go quietly into the night)(We will not vanish without a fight)It's Independence Day, so celebrate with meAre you ready? I said "Prez, I'm ready to rock, see?"Me and David snuck on to the ship with ease(Awww, I have GOT to get me one of these!)The hero of the battle was Russell CasseAn alcoholic Vietnam flying aceHe once was abducted, but now he's elatedTo fly into the light and say (Payback's a bitch, ain't it?)Let's get the hell outta here before they kill ya(Must go faster, must go faster) Hmm, that sounds familiarWe shot out of there like a waterslide flumeAnd then (Boom! Shake, shake, shake the room!)I brought us home on a prayer and wingAnd if you listen close you'll hear the Fat Lady singin'So, that's the story, and, yeah it was strangeAnd since then a couple of things have changedSince my house got blown up, I'm living at a Howard JohnsonAnd the new nation's capital's Milwaukee, WisconsinSo, listen, homeboys, don't mean to bust your bubbleBut space aliens ain't nothin' but troubleSo, next time, an ET gives you the playJust remember my rhymes and get the hell awayIndependence DayIndependence DayHey, yo Jeff, it's July 4th. You know what that means? That's right. That means it's Summertime.(In the Summer, Summertime)We're too damn hypeGonna save all of mankindWe're too damn hypeIn the Summertime(In the Summer, Summertime)We're too damn hypeGonna see it six more timesWe're too damn hypeNew definition of Summer Madness From Letras Mania