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We chose her chromosomes from a mail order vendorIntelligence and disposition, color, race and gender We started interviewing for a surrogate womb We had The Hilton build us a delivery room And when the moment came, We shouted, "Camera Three, Zoom" YeahShe's been with William Morris since the second trimesterWe sent a contribution and the Vatican blessed herShe wore Versace diapers and a Givenchy bibWe kept a tape of L. Ron Hubbard playing in her cribWe had a plastic surgeon take out her seventh ribNothing But The BestFor our little girlGuatemalan nanny and an all-terrain strollerNothing But The BestFor our little girlHome where she belongsTo usWe hired Tony Little as her personal trainerWe found an orthodontist and we kept him on retainerWe made her take the Mensa test until she got inAnd when she got the flu, we took her to Benny HinnLetras de cancionesShe learned sex education reading Anais NinYeahWe released her high school record as a single and it chartedWe made her finish finishing school before she even startedWe sanitized her bedroom and we vacuumed her thighsWe sent her off to college with collagen in her eyesSaid, "Don't come back until you win The Pulitzer Prize"Nothing But The BestFor our little girlLive in psychic and designer tranquilizersNothing But The BestFor our little girlHome where she belongsTo usWe hired a private eye to let us know what she doesWe bought a third world country for her, just becauseWe think she's something elseShe says she wishes she wasNothing But The BestFor our little girlPrimal scream coaching and The Betty Ford ClinicNothing But The BestFor our little girlHome where she belongsWe're never home where she belongsTo usNothing But the BestFor our little girl ...Nothing But the Best For our little girl ...Nothing But the Best For our little girl ... From Letras Mania