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Scapegoat was formed half a lifetime agoIn an Iowa algebra classInstead of playing attentionThey wrote songs about slushees and laughedYears later, a supervolcanoBlew up the west hemipshereScapegoat ascended to heavenAnd said "man what are we doing here?"They went doorbell ditching at the pearly gatesRinging the bell and running like hell Up at the pearly gatesSaint Peter caught up to ScapegoatAs they ran through the circles of hellHe said "don't worry boys, come on back hereYou guys have done very wellAlgebra's really satanicAnd all mathematicians are damnedBut everyone up here in heavenIs a really hardcore scapegoat fan!"So come doorbell ditching at the pearly gatesRing our bell and run like hell Up at the pearly gatesLetras de canciones"Now that you guys are in heavenYou can teach us to have funWe may not quite understand fart jokesBut we'd all love to goose a few nunsIn heaven you won't find TI-85sBut slushees rain down from the skyThere's nudity in every movieAnd everyone swears all the time!"He said "you get free fries at mcdonaldsAnd on sundays a free milkshake tooAnd jesus has all of your recordsAnd he can't wait to hang out with youAnd make prank phone calls to the devilAnd maybe record a few songsBut I'll keep him out of your hair boysIf you don't want him tagging him along"When you're doorbell ditching at the pearly gatesRinging the bell and running like hell Here at the pearly gatesAs the heavenly host sang "All these shlushees in front of meHow many slushees can there beAll these slushees for me to seeSlushees for wilford brimleySlushees are heavenlyGive my slushees immediately From Letras Mania