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Today Was a Redneck Fairytale (Taylor Swift parody)
Our love was forbidden,Her dad was coming to hunt me down with shotgun.I didn't have a job, but I applied at the local quick stop to sell them churros.Greasy hair, grizzly beard, stains on my T-shirt that's who I was back then.She was a beauty queen, saw Nascar since she was little.Then one day we met outside by my pickup, I put the tailgate down and we talkedfor a little while.And I realized that she could be my...Trailer park princess, your 3 kids don't bother me.We'll sit out by my shed and smoke us a cigarette.And I'll take you for a ride on my trusty John Deere,It's a redneck fairytale. Sugar, fetch me beer.So we were acquaintances for another 3 years,But I got tired of waiting so I invited her out to my barn.I dropped down on one knee and grabbed her by the arm and said,"Sugar, I can't afford a ring or anything else for that matter."But I really care about you and I would take a bullet for you.I had a short conversation with your father,He told me he would not shoot me.Blessing, won't you run away with me? Far away.We'll escape to the bayou, have 3 more kids and smoke some cigarillos,Drink some moonshine, shoot some buckeye,Gone fishing, catch us a large guppy,It's a redneck fairytale. Sugar, just say yes. From Letras Mania