Divine Comedy, The

Can You Stand Upon One Leg
Can you stand upon one legIt's harder than you thinkIf you can do it without falling downYou can do just about anythingGo on, see if you canSee how long you can stand on one legCan you beat your dad at chessIt's harder than you thinkSit him down at ChristmasTurn the TV offGive him lots of chocolates and a drinkAnd he might give you a matchAnd when you've been duly dispatched he will laughHa ha haAnd you'll say, "one more game"Can you write a silly songIt's harder than you thinkOne that's not too shortOne that's not too longOne that can make everybody singGo on, give it a tryYou might do better than IIt's just like trying to stand on one legLetras de cancionesTell me can you tell a funny jokeOne that makes you laugh out loudOne that makes the milk come out your noseIf you know a funny joke then tell it nowThat's not bad, I'm impressedBut there's one final testCan you hold a singing note for a stupidly long timeWell it's my party piece so let's make it a little harderBy starting it way up highCome on, give it a goLet's see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold on to a note! From Letras Mania