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(Hey man, how about that time in the shower?)What about that time in the shower?(I dunno, you tell me)OkayWell I, I'm a young guyAnd I, I have a roomateAnd he, he's a sophomoreBut I'm just a freshman. What don't I know?Someone please can you teach me how to jerk off with the curtains closed!Someone can you please teach me! My door doesn't have a chain lock!Someone can you please teach me how to jerk off with my door closed!My roommate's seen me too many timesHe's seen my woodyHe's seen me too many times, he's seen my woody(He liked it)He doesn't compliment itHe just laughs and says, "Lookit that woody"Now someone please teach me how to be cool!I don't know how.Someone please teach me how to drink more beer!I don't knowAnd all these problems, they keep coming to meLetras de cancionesAnd all these problems, it's all I seeI should be focusing on my grades or chicksFor kicksBut someone please teach me how to jerk off with the curtains closed!Will someone please teach me how to jerk off with my curtains closed!My door don't got a lockMy parents came in one dayThey didn't call a lot, cuz my phone was off all dayAnd they came inand they saw me with my Woody in my handAnd they said, "Boy,Don't play with that gland!"My prostate!(At least you're not gay)They don't know that cuz i turned off my computer's monitor before they could see what I was lookin at(Probably dudes)Probably dudes(Would be kinda rude)Probably dudes(Little bit lewd)Probably dudes in some food From Letras Mania