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That doesn't mean play harmonica over the whole thingNow, some things I learned in collegeOne cannot drink a whole box of wine in one night(I disagree)He's a liarThat's another thing I learned in collegeAnother thing I've learned in collegeHow to properly use the article oneYou say it when you're trying to refer to someone when not really referring to themLike, "one cannot play harmonica over every single note"That's rightAnother thing I've learned in collegeYou can get by with no re-racksIf your partner isn't a girlAnd to continue that train of thoughtYou can't tell those thoughts to your partner if she's a girlDon't let her know that she sucksIt's not their fault that they can't make those cupsOOOOooooSo another thing I've learned in collegeLetras de cancionesIF you're gonna mess around with sluts, be preparedAlways carry a dental damOr if you don't have a dental damDon't let them put their mouth on your big middle leg of hamYou'll get diseases that wayI lost three friends that wayThey all diedAnd I'm sorry Jamaican Mom, it wasn't cuz they were gayWhat else did we learn in college?How to differentiate between a hoe and a skankThat doesn't have much to do with mathBut I used a math termThat's cuz we apply what we learned in college to the real worldAnd truly that's what we're supposed to knowAt least that's what I was told by my high school counselorAnd the funny thing about that high school counselor isHe hung himselfAfter I left!Yes he did!So Asher Roth you've got it all wrongCollege is a depressing placeIt's good for writing songsEverything that's happened to me in this schoolHas made me wanna cut my writs or at least drop a lot of acidSo college, collegeYou get three friends and they all kill themselves cuz they essed to many dees to get aheadthey tried to get ahead but they were giving headto the professorsand essing deesis not std freeyou can still getdiseaseslike syphilis and gonorrheaanother thing i learned in collegeyou can't get pregnant if you are essing deesbut you can get disease(at least it's not a baby)so when my girlfriend accused meof cheating on her with some illegitimate hussyoh no baby, i am sorry you got that gonorrhea but i essed some deesso i could pass calculus three(S T Ds) From Letras Mania