Garfunkel and Oates

Why Isn't There More Fucking On This Island?
Lost leaves us with many unanswered questionsThere are countless mysteries unsolvedBut of the puzzles that confoundAnd the loose ends left unwoundOne thing I wonder most of allWhy isn't there more fucking on this island?You're on the best vacation of your lifeI'd take Sayid and get everything I needI don't care that he used to have a wifeWhy isn't there more fucking on this island?When everyone on it is so hotJack should stop debating, and start ejaculatingTake advantage of what little time he's gotAnd just fuck, fuck, fuck 'til the smoke monster takes you awayFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you try to carry dynamite from Black RockFuck, fuck, fuck 'til the tall lady from West Wing stabs youFuck, fuck, fuck 'til that guy forgets to push a buttonWhy isn't there more fucking on this island?When you know you're never gonna leaveYou're never getting off so you might as well get offThe babies all die so who cares if you conceive?Letras de cancionesWhy isn't there more fucking on this island?Everyone's so careful with their heartNo need to commit, let them put you in a splitAnd hide their external body partFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you get between Michael and WaltFuck, fuck, fuck 'til your dad pretends not to love youFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you drown trying to do something selflessFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you're annoying and get buried alive[Whit Hertford]Why is there no fucking on this island?Don't they know that they could have all this?I should plow that ass before I smother them with gasI'm evil but I still have needsThe girls here are so very, very prettyAnd I also kinda like the dudesFind some find fish to eat, then fill myself with meatI'll say that Jacob told me toWhy isn't there more fucking on this island?When you know you're probably gonna dieWith carnage all around, all I'd wanna do is poundYou can crash your plane between my right thigh and my left thighFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you fall down a well and set off a nukeFuck, fuck, fuck 'til you get crushed in a plane full of heroinFucl, fuck, fuck 'til time travel induces a fatal nosebleed'Til you get strangled and your corpse is transported to the island, acting as a proxy for Jack's dad, then you're in another plane crash and you get impersonated by the smoke monster and leave a suicide note saying "If only you believed me" From Letras Mania