Uninvited (The)

Don Quixote
Well, I met Don Quixote in a bar the other nightHe looked a little pale but he said he was alrightHe loved Dulcenea but she left him all the sameFor a long black limo and a pound of rock cocaineHe looked into his whiskey and took a little sipHe said "I never had much money and I've never been too hip,I couldn't buy her clothes, I couldn't buy that great big boatBut I always held the door for her and helped her with her coat"Then he turned to me and said "I hope you understandYeah, it's tough to be just an ordinary man"I ran into Jesus at a luxury hotelI could see by his expression that he wasn't feeling wellI said "What's the matter?" He said "Everything is cool"Turned my Perrier to wine then he walked across the poolSo I just stepped right up and said "This seems a little odd"He said "Steve, it ain't easy to be the son of GodAnd sometimes I wonder if I got what it takesTo assume responsibility for everyone's mistakes"Then he turned to me and said "I hope you understandAll I want to be is an ordinary man"Letras de cancionesWell, the devil left a message on my answering machineHe said "I see you're going nowhere so I thought I'd make the sceneIf you make a few concessions maybe I could lend a handAnd you won't have to be no ordinary man"Well, I called up the devil and said "I think I'm gonna passIndeed I'm kinda happy despite my sorry assI don't need no fame or fortune, I don't need youAll I need is a buxom woman and an occasional brew"Then I turned to him and said "I hope you understandAll I want to be is an ordinary man" From Letras Mania