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I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for loveSo I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rugBut there\'s something I must tell you, babe, before we take this stepSomething about me, girl, that you do not know yetI have no penis. It was torn offIn a bicycle accident in 1999.I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ballAnd a rubber tube between my legsBut babe, I can love you in different waysI'll make love to you with the rubber tube that I use for urinatingAnd I'll tape two Popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetratingAnd having only one ball isn\'t always a bad thingIt's like a pool ball in a pillowcase, it's like a cherry on a sundaeBecause, girl, I have no penis. It was torn off In a bicycle accident in 1999.I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ballAnd a rubber tube between my legsBut, babe, I can love you in different ways.Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.Ohh yeah. From Letras Mania