Jon Lajoie

If I Had Wings
"John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love.Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression.The guy who invented the frisbee dreamt of a world where people would throw a flat circular object at eachother to pass the time. He succeeded.This is a song about my dreams, my what-ifs. It's called If I Had Wings."If I had wings I'd fly away from hereBut wherever I land people would think that I was weirdThey'd be like why do you have wingsDid your mom have sex with a bird or something?If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand moreBut that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some moreThen I'd wish for all of Superman's powersTo fly around and see all good looking girls taking showers.If I ruled it'd probably fall apartBecause I'm not a very organized person and I'm not really all that smartI'd just sit around smoking weed all dayThinking who the hell put me in charge here anyway?If I could ask God one question I'd ask him the meaning of lifeAnd he'd probably answer I could tell you but then I'm gonna have to kill youAnd I'd say "Never mind, I'm not that curiousSo please don't tell me and please don't kill me."If I had a million dollars how would I spend it?Letras de cancionesI'd think giving it to the poor but then I'd think "Fuck that shit"And I'd go and buy a really expensive pimped out rideAnd be like "Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride get in the back seat and I'll fuck you from behind."If I had wings I'd fly high in the skyBut I'd be a weird half-bird guyRegular everyday half-bird guy From Letras Mania