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GirlI saw you had...I saw you had a bunch of Lean Cuisine wrappers in the trashcanDon't you know that's no goodYou deserve something finerYou need fresh fruits, vegetables, some candiesThat's why I'm here for you, all you have to do is callI'll come over and prepare something nutritiousThat's what you need.Make you a trail mix with full size Kit KatsDo it real quick, show me where the bowl is atAdd some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisinsPut some M&M's in and top it with some CraisinsI'm the Expert ChefI'm the Expert ChefScrub a tub of cream cheese on a wheat pitaMake a Frito pie and spell your name out in VelveetaI can decorate a cakeI can decorate a cupcakeor a tray of cupcakesI'm the Expert ChefLetras de cancionesI'm the Expert ChefLittle roll of Saran Wrap, I don't need very much... Saran Wrap.I'm an expertI'm an expertI heard you wanted a hotdogI don't cook hotdogsBut if I did I would sous-vide 'emPut 'em on a plate and hold 'em out so you could see 'emand flush 'em down the crapper like an Oscar Mayer BMI'm the Expert ChefI can make a little Snicker bar salad All you need is Snicker bars, and a little talentPair it with a piece of Chicken PatéAnd tell the sommelier to speak FrançaisI'm the Expert ChefI'm the Expert ChefCome on babyLet's go...Let's go clear out the freezerYou don't have to live like that no moreEatin' Smart OnesHavin' some ol' fake turkey gravy on some ol' fake potatoesI'll cook you real poatoesI'll cook you sweet potatoesI'll cook African potatoesI'll cook French potatoesI can scallop or squeeze themYou know you don't...You don't have to have Hot Pockets no more, let's just...Let's get the trashcan and just throw it all outThat's right.We're living a different life now.It's gonna be beautiful. From Letras Mania