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This is the story of Gad-About-GarthHe was the kind of man you see in every barAn old school bling bling guy, shades on in the dark"I'm here for the ladies" he'd say, "light up my smoke"Workin' the dancefloor, he'd shake it aboutChains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmeringWorkin' the females, not a butt he didn't slapDropping one-liners, some chauvinist crap:Hey Ba-by! Have you ever been south of the border?Yo Shugah! What would you like for breakfast in the morning?Garth's fellow-workers at the office were fed-up"I swear if he tries som'n with me I'll smack his ass all the way back to gooberville!"Especially the ladies who felt they had enough"Damn straight" "Uh-huh!"They had arranged for him a neat little surpriseThe yearly party at the office was the nightThey hired some really beautiful drag queensTo jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd "Ta-dah!"Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunkHe did his usual act, obnoxious and loudHe was workin' the dancefloor, he'd shake it aboutLetras de cancionesChains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmeringWorkin' the queens, not a crotch he did not tapDropping one-liners, some chauvinist crap:Hey Ba-by! Have you ever been south of the border?Yo Shugah! What would you like for breakfast in the morning?In the morning Garth woke up next to a beefy ladywith no hair and bad breathHe was angry, but then at the same time he could notmake himself leave just yetAll these feelings, what are these?Have I been Gad-About-Garth just to hide something that I am?He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him as herealised he'd made love to a man!In a sense he felt fulfilled as he looked back on gettin' high withAmanda last night (A man - duh!)How could something he had always thought was filthygrowing up, suddenly seem so right?'CAUSE HE WAS GAY!This was the story of the Gay-Man-GarthHe is the kind of man you don't see in a barA truly pleasant guy who listens, understandsAll women wants him, but he saves it for the gents From Letras Mania