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P-I-N-GP-O-N-GP-I-N-GP-O-N-GP-I-N-GP-O-N-GP-I-N-GPSipping perrier, playing ping pongMovin' up the ranks y'allHey man you know there's nothin' wrongWith the late night battleI always stay preparedGot my paddle in my backpackChallenger's beware.With the P-I-N-GVolley for the serve, hit it nice and easySee we got these regulations, for a tournamentO.R.P.P.R.B., check the documentI'll officiate, your event, keep it on the levelLetras de cancionesInspect the surfaces, arguments are settledScrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappyRock the color commentary, keep the people happyIt's on. the day starts just before dawn,Brobot's on the front lawn, giving seminarsOn the finer arts like brutal back hand hitsPeople linin' up, earnin' new certificatesCheck the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everythingSweat bands up to grand champion ringsIt means that nobody leaves empty-handedEvery last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. brandedDemand from my sponsors is big and getting betterSee me at the match in my ping pong sweaterIn the locker room, lifting weights to get strongSipping perrier, playing ping pongPing Pong, step up to the tablePing Pong, with the ball in playPing Pong, I don't care what you call itStep up to the table with the ball in playPing Pong, step up to the tablePing Pong, with the ball in playPing Pong, not once have I fallenStep up to the table with the ball in playWhat? Yo, they challenge me? To a sanctioned event?It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracksYou see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matchesVictories are comin' in batchesWhen I practice, it's back hand --- back hand againForehand, no return practice sideways spinThe skin on my paddle's kinda floppyBut it don't stop me, I'll win in any conditionWhile you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copyI'm in Japan learning secret paddle positionsI'm on a steady diet: sashimi to gohanI eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice:(MC Frontalot)You can excel, grasshopper, if you're willing to pay the price!Keep your eyes on the ball. Feel the paddle like a friend.You don't have to have telekinesis but pretendlike you do. Aim the sphere around the court.Enter into the slow motion so that time & space distort.Make report with the paddle; pick pock how it go.Pop-lock as you wield it; feel the ball flowagainst the counter-currents of the motions you make.You might mistake it for a simple game of angles, but it ain't.Now taint the universe with the flavor of your game,tilt reality around the ball to shape the laneof its travel. But do not let it unravel fate:don't return a volley if it's already too late.It's unfair to your opponent how you move through air,how you throw away your paddle -- in the back pocket got a spare,how you dared him to serve before you got in the room,how he tried but the net cradled each as a womb.Now, assuming that you've got all my lessons ignored...See me at the Comfort Inn at the World TourIt's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfastThe competition don't expect thisA new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is unexpectedI'm happy as long as my ladder post is protectedOur gear's not the tightest, is all that we foundThat table might wobble but it don't fall down.We're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strongSippin' Perrier, playing ping pongPing Pong, step up to the tablePing Pong, with the ball in playPing Pong, I don't care what you call itStep up to the table with the ball in playPing Pong, step up to the tablePing Pong, with the ball in playPing Pong, not once have I fallenStep up to the table with the ball in playEvery ball is branded, serve it left-handed,O.R.P.P.R.B., see the label and demand itIt can get kinda crazy, you understand itIt don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it.(4x) From Letras Mania