Monty Python
Penis Song
(Spoken) Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.(Spoken) Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?It's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's biggest prickSo three cheers for your Willy or John ThomasHooray for your one-eyed trouser snakeYour piece of porkYour wife's best friendYour Percy or your cockYou can wrap it up in ribbonsYou can slip it in your sockBut don't take it out in publicOr they will stick you in the dockAnd you won't a-come a-back(Spoken) Ahh, thank you very much!
From Letras Mania