Moe.
Don't Fuck With Flo
He was big and fat and his name was JackTried to kill his old lady with a baseball batWhen the cops came around, you know what they found?The bat up his ass and lying on the groundWith his balls in his mouth his hands tied to the bedA tiny little note that was nailed to his headCop reached over just to see what it saidPried off the note, and this is what it readIt said:DON'T FUCK WITH FLO!DON'T FUCK WITH FLO!DON'T FUCK WITH FLO!DON'T FUCK WITH -She was big and smelly and her name was KellyTried to steal the secret recipe to fat Flo's jellyBy the time she was found, her skin had turned brownExcept for the parts that'd been fed to the houndsAnd the tiny little pieces in the jar by the bedThere were just a couple of items that were stuck to her headThe note on the door that was painted in redIn big, fat letters that clearly said:DON'T FUCK WITH FLO!DON'T FUCK WITH FLO!DON'T FUCK WITH -It was a stone groove, my man...
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