Marx Brothers

Lydia the Tattooed Lady
Oh Lydia, Oh LydiaNow have you met LydiaLydia the tattooed ladyShe has muscles men adore-soAnd a torso even more-soOh, Lydia, Oh LydiaNow have you met LydiaLydia the queen of tattooOn her back is the battle of WaterlooBeside it the wreck of the Hesperus tooand proudly above waves the red white and blueYou can learn a lot from LydiaThere's Grover Walen unveilin' the TrylonOver on the West Coast we have Treasure IslandThere's Captain Spaulding exploring the AmazonAnd Lady Godiva--but with her pajamas onShe can give you a view of the world in tattooIf you step up and tell her whereMon Paree, Kankakee, even Perth by the seaOr of Washington crossing the Delaware.Oh Lydia, Oh Lydia, now have you met LydiaLydia the queen of them allShe has a view of Niagara which nobody hasAnd Basin Street known as the birthplace of jazzAnd on a clear day you can see Alcatraz!You can learn a lot from Lydia!--Lydia the queen of tattoo! From Letras Mania