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Ooh, I've been terribly unlucky the last couple of weeksIf I fell in a barrel of titsI would have come out sucking my thumb!What I need is something to make it all betterI'll tell you some of the things that have happened...I've had a touch of writers' blockAnd I couldn't write a songMy cock's been really itchyI'm sure there's something wrongMy girlfriends' Mum & Dad decidedI wasn't an appropitiate suitorPC World grassed me up to the pigsFor what they found on my computerMy lottery number's all came upBut I forgot to get a ticketI went to have a wank over CountdownBut it was cancelled for the cricketWe'd sold two thousand downloadsBut was ineligible for the chartsAnd I singed my cock and bollocksTrying to light one of my fartsYou've had a bad day, it was really shiteA nice cup of tea will make it alrightSo your girlfriend got raped and your dog has diedLetras de cancionesHave a cup of tea, it will all be alrightHave a cup of teaA lovely cup of teaPop a teabag in a cupPour hot water and top it upAdd as much milk as requiredAnd some sugar if desiredI wrote my car off, hit a wallAnd ended up in someone's gardenI took Viagra a week agoAnd I can't get rid of this hard-onMy bird dumped me and won't return my callsSo I can't get closureI got arrested outside a schoolOn suspiscion of indecent exposureI fell arse over tit running for the busAnd ripped a hole in my best slacksThen I had tummy ache on the bus till lateI farted and shit my cacksSod's law and habit, just like my carMy pants were a total write-offI had to go in B&Q bogsTo try and wipe all of the shite offYou've had a bad day, it was really pooHave a cup of brew and it won't be so blueYou got sacked from your job and raped in the gobHave a cup of tea and it will all seem peachyHave a cup of teaA lovely cup of teaHave a cup of tea From Letras Mania