Jon Lajoie

Everyday Normal Guy 2
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaI told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerI don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaOne night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerAnd Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.I was walking down the street just the other dayI saw these two fine bitchesthey were walkin my wayYo whatchu girls doin tonight?is what I wanted to saybut suddenly I panickedmy voice started to shake.so I put my head downand I just walked awayI had a bus to catch anyway,it worked out great.Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed playSheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.Yo, what can I say,it's just a day in my lifeLetras de cancionesI'm up early in the morningin bed early at night.To be productive at workI gotta be well rested.Yeah muthafucka,you heard what I just said.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaI don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerMy favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaI have a hard time opening my eyes under water.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerand I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.I'm from alower-middle class family,me and my brothers and sistersplayed hide and seek,I have good memoriesfrom my childhood bitch,my favorite toywas my fuckin fire truck bitch,I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,until I learned about sex from the Sears catalogand then I played with my muthafucka all day longabout 10 times a day man, all year long.My favorite song motherfuckerI don't like to admit itis a Celine Dion songfrom the movie Titanic.Every night in my dreams,I see you I feel youEvery time I hear that fuckin shita tear comes to my eye.Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?Though I'm not afraid to saythat I'm a sensitive guy,sticks and stones break my bonesbut it's the words that make me cry.Like that time in Grade 3when a girl called me stupid face,she really hurt me,why'd she call me stupid face?Is my face stupid?How's that even possible?A person can be stupidbut a face? That's impossible.Shit happens all the timeand you learn how to deal with it,Regular, everday, normal fuckin bullshit.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaWhen I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerWhen I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaI like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerI like red peppers better than the green ones.Ooooohoooooo savin up my moneyto go buy a new dishwasher.Mine broke about 6 months ago.Mother fucker.Go Go Go GoGo shorty, it's your birthday,Go party like it's your birthday.I wasn't invited, but it's okay.I'll just stay at home and play some video games.Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it. From Letras Mania