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It was late at night on Christmas eveI was dreaming of the soft white snowI was awoken by a noise near the Christmas treeWhat it was i did not knowIt was Santa clause he was bringing me some giftsUnfortunately i did not know thatSo i quietly snuck up behind himAnd i shot him five times in the backIt went pow pow pow pow powHe said "what the xxxx ow ow ow"Then i shot him three more times in the headPieces of his brain flew out and he was deadThat's when i noticed his blood-soaked beardAnd his red suit filled with bullet holesI said "oh my god i killed Santa clauseI'm not going to jail for this asshole"So i went to my shed and i got my sawAnd i started to choppipty chop chopI started with his arms then his legs then his headAnd then the torso was a really long jobAnd the blood went spurt spurt spurtLetras de cancionesIt was really hard work work workIt was hard cutting through his spineI must have vomited sixteen timesI burnt all the pieces in my fireplaceThe smell of burning human flesh filled my noseEleven hours later there was nothing leftAnd that's when i heard my telephoneIt was auntie jean looking for uncle bobShe said "he left the house dressed as Santa clauseBut he didn't come home last nightHave you seen him god i hope he's alright" From Letras Mania