Letra de The Bobby Song
His name is Bobby and he is a normal 15 year old
Except his life changed when he found salvation in a gaming console
He use to be a Little League star but it's all over now
Trapped behind the TV playing games as much as his girlfriend would allow

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Still wears his skater clothes, although he doesn't skate anymore
Rocking the controller, he's like no other, Bobby really knows the score
When he's 18 he dreams to be an Army paratrooper
But for now he'll be fine mindlessly existing in game induced stupor

Doesn't want to do his science homework
Maybe someday be a game store sales clerk

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