What Do I Need With Love? Letra

Although I hardly know you,
I've got the funny feeling
We'd make the perfect pair.

Famous sights I wanna see you seeing.
The nights of you-and-meing.
Me.
You.
We.

Wait a minute!
Just a minute!
No.
No.
No.
No!

I'm a Joe with just one aim:
Ev'ry night to date a different dame.
Call each one of the same pet name,
"Hey, baby!"

In a row I've got my ducks--
Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks.
Leave the cooing to the other clucks,
I don't mean maybe!
Got it good...
What do I need with love?

Always practice what I preach--
Keep temptation out of easy reach.
Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach.
I'm happy!

Come and go the way I choose,
Never gonna sing the tied-down blues.
Other guys would kill to fill my shoes.
No wing-clipped sappy.
Got it good...
What do I need with love?

That was a near miss.
Talk about a close shave!
Flirted with disaster.
There must be someone up there watching over me.
Talk about a four leaf clover me!
Peter Rabbit's missing footsie
Means I roll without a Tootsie!
Got it good...
What do I need with love?
I got it good...
What do I need with love?

Skip the vows and all that rot
Tell the minister that I do not!
Bright and breezy is the
Birds-and-beezy is the
Free and easy is the
Life I've got
Without her...

Although I hardly know you
What do I need with love?
I got it good...
Got it good...
But now I got it
Bad!