Big Fat I Love You Letra

All I know is that you left and you weren't seen for days
Rumor was you thought of moving
It tickled me just to hear it

It wasn't long until I came to see you
I went along ‘cause I had to have my final say

I’m gonna root out all your fears
But I think I want a change
I could've made you happy many years
But I ask you, who deserves it?
I don’t have an answer

So I turned to a new John and I told her such nice things
Piled it on till she believed me
Let the ax fall where it may
She took it all so well, it was the damndest thing
Next thing I knew, I came a’knocking
Sending flowers, munching carpet

I don’t mean that I had to see her daily
I tried to wean her off, but that just made it worse

I put that phone to better use
Maybe just to whisper some abuse
How about a big, fat "I love you"
To get you back inside my room?
I’m gonna root out all your fears
But I think I want a change
I could've made you happy many years
But I ask you, who deserves it?
I don’t have an answer