What Crisis? Letra

And I'm too lazy
To help her make a change
I'd rather stay the same
Lying in my underwear on the couch
With my wiener out
That's my idea of a good time
And the girl I love says I'm blind...

To the world crisis
I don't care, I like this
Being able to go out into the public
Notice the changes, it makes me sick
But I'm too lazy to care
I'll just stay right there

I listen to Anti-Flag
Isn't that enough
I can't change the world
That's too much stuff
I don't wanna ride bikes
I don't wanna go vegan
Meat is something I like
With a little pepper seasonin'

Religion
I don't give a shit
Too big of a movement to affect
No end
To the war in Afghanistan
I can hear it all through my tape deck
I can hear it all from NOFX...

Some people call it a crisis
I just ask them “What crisis?”
They say open your eyes and
Take a look at the outside, man
Everything is spiraling down
Well, my feet are still on the ground
And my head isn't in the clouds
One person can't change the world
But I fell in love with an emo girl