Letra de Harry Houdini Vs David Copperfield
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DAVID COPPERFIELD!
VERSUS!
DAVID COPPERFIELD!
VERSUS!
HARRY HOUDINI!
BEGIN!
Harry:
You never seen a body quite the same as Houdini!
Slippery like linguini slipping out of little teeny-weeny
Little spaces small enough to fit your talent, David
You're not a challenge, David
Your biggest endeavor's your bank account, baby
So abracadabra! You billowy bitch!
Man, you look like a pirate on the Las Vegas strip!
Im swallowing needles and spitting out evil
You couldnt escape froma flat paper bag!
A batter with patter and, a matter of fact
You couldnt match my skill if you cut me in half!
David:
When I was a child you were a god to me
I had to do what you do
Now you're like a chinese wall to me
Bitch, ill walk right through you
This ain't the magic that you're used to
I float on ropes hands free like its bluetooth
My grande illusion makes your parlor tricks irrelevant
Lady Liberty is stomping on your Elephant
You fail at making movies and you fail at making kids
You should stick to what you're good at and lock those lips (OOOH!)
Here's a tidbit that might drive ya nuts
I own half your shit and I keep it locked up!
Got that slim figure thats built for sleights
You're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights
You talk shit about your hero? That aint right
But you cna look up to me now, I know ya like heights!
Harry:
Ah! You're a hack of a bob sagety act its embarrassing!
You're the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering!
Im hanging by my ankles on a crane i dangle!
I got lox on my bagel that you couldn't handle!
Smash your mirrors if your flying wires tangle,
And you can't hide shame with a camera angle.
Criss Angel:
Did somebody say Angel?
Harry Houdini:
No.
Criss Angel:
Oh...
David Copperfield:
See, would they be watching if it wasn't for me?
I'm the reminder that magic is supposed to make you happy
While you waste time proving everybody wrong
I'm backstage getting my supermodel groove on
You can relax, take a private trip
To my private island, suck my private dick!
I summon up a little Halloween brunch
Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEH
PIIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF HISTORY!
BEGIN!
Harry:
You never seen a body quite the same as Houdini!
Slippery like linguini slipping out of little teeny-weeny
Little spaces small enough to fit your talent, David
You're not a challenge, David
Your biggest endeavor's your bank account, baby
So abracadabra! You billowy bitch!
Man, you look like a pirate on the Las Vegas strip!
Im swallowing needles and spitting out evil
You couldnt escape froma flat paper bag!
A batter with patter and, a matter of fact
You couldnt match my skill if you cut me in half!
David:
When I was a child you were a god to me
I had to do what you do
Now you're like a chinese wall to me
Bitch, ill walk right through you
This ain't the magic that you're used to
I float on ropes hands free like its bluetooth
My grande illusion makes your parlor tricks irrelevant
Lady Liberty is stomping on your Elephant
You fail at making movies and you fail at making kids
You should stick to what you're good at and lock those lips (OOOH!)
Here's a tidbit that might drive ya nuts
I own half your shit and I keep it locked up!
Got that slim figure thats built for sleights
You're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights
You talk shit about your hero? That aint right
But you cna look up to me now, I know ya like heights!
Harry:
Ah! You're a hack of a bob sagety act its embarrassing!
You're the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering!
Im hanging by my ankles on a crane i dangle!
I got lox on my bagel that you couldn't handle!
Smash your mirrors if your flying wires tangle,
And you can't hide shame with a camera angle.
Criss Angel:
Did somebody say Angel?
Harry Houdini:
No.
Criss Angel:
Oh...
David Copperfield:
See, would they be watching if it wasn't for me?
I'm the reminder that magic is supposed to make you happy
While you waste time proving everybody wrong
I'm backstage getting my supermodel groove on
You can relax, take a private trip
To my private island, suck my private dick!
I summon up a little Halloween brunch
Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEH
PIIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF HISTORY!
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